Hey! Everyone. The latest episode of my medically-minded indie rock radio show: West Midlands Hospital Radio is ready for your consideration.

This week, in spite of public demand we’re breaking out of the broom cupboard, hauling down our underthings and heading south for the sexual health centre. Welcome, unexpectedly early, to the season finale of my radio career.

What can you expect? Well, we’ve got more forgotten songs, more massive name dropping, and more drippy, droopy utterly grotty jesus Christ I can’t un-see it sex bombs than the new Moby autobiography. There's ethereal venereal chillwave, a planned parenthood pop punk party and…. yes a little bit of Johnny B Goode.

This being sexual health week, you can expect some strong language and a lot of material intended for more mature audiences… but, you know, also ‘My Nuts’ by the Fat Boys. Wait! Come back!

Parental guidance rating: Yeah, what do you think?

Here's this week's hit list.

New Order - Age of Consent 
Kool Moe Dee - Go See the Doctor 
The Cramps - Goo Goo Muck
The Coasters - Poison Ivy
Pixies - I’ve Been Tired 
Elastica - Stutter
Art Brut - Rusted Guns of Milan
Viagra Boys - Frogstrap
P J Harvey - Rub ‘til it Bleeds
Bad Brains - Pay to Cum
Salt-N-Pepa - Let’s Talk About Sex
Billy Bragg - Sexuality 
Loretta Lynn - The Pill
D.O.A - Use Your Raincoat 
Pansy Division - No Protection
Fat Boys - Protect Yourself / My Nuts 
The Scorpions - Tainted Love
Gloria Jones - Tainted Love
Soft Cell - Sex Dwarf
Bikini Kill - I Like Fucking
War on Women - Roe V. World 
Lunachicks - Fallopian Rhapsody 
AC/DC - The Jack 
The Guess Who - Clap For The Wolfman
The Hare And Hoofe - Crab! 
Blue Öyster Cult - Burnin’ for You 
The Supremes - Love Is Like an Itching In My Heart
Pet Shop Boys - Being Boring 
Jermaine Stewart - We Don't Have to Take Our Clothes Off
Roky Erickson - Two Headed Dog