Extra big, extra funny and a-bit-more-clever-than-you-think, this is the best episode of Wolfmania the Podcast EVER!

Andrew and Tim open up the Encyclopedia of Everything for a bit of Magic E and unearth some practically Jurassic Early Stuff! If that's not enough, there's an extra terrestrial abduction, an utterly brutal EGG BATTLE and (hold the front page) the boys get a sponsorship deal. Plus! Rain, Sleet and Snow! Andrew evolves! Brian May! BADGERS! Sisqo! Thumbs up from a ghost! A rare space party remix! Oh man, this is the one!

In this very special episode of Wolfmania the Podcast, Andrew and Tim are joined in studio by their great mate Dungeonmaster Dave for a rapid descent into the Mines of Mayhem (bwahahahahahahahaha!) Will the boys unearth the gemstones of whatever-it-was? Will they be devoured by a giant toilet worm? Will Andrew get all sniffy about it, reckoning he's better than this sort of nonsense? Tune in and find out!

The Encyclopedia of Everything entry for the letter 'D' is so massive we're having a two-parter.

In the first of our Double D specials there is a WOLFMANIA EXCLUSIVE! from West Midlands (the band) the boys dig up some dirt on dinosaurs, and challenge Big Paws (the fictional cat) to a game of Daley Thompson's Decathlon.

Also! Last Week's Punchlines Today! talking Trebuchets! Star Wars tat! My Little Ponyman! Liam Neeson In Studio (sort of) and much, much more....

Episode 4 of Wolfmania the Podcast is an instant classic! The Encyclopedia of Everything flops open on the letter C, coughing up Cake (UK) the greatest rock 'n' roll band you've never heard of: the hits, the hair, the guy dressed as a sausage roll, it's all here.

Plus, we visit the Celebrity Video Shop of Doom - where taking out a VHS is bad can be bad for your rental health - go in for the Lion King, leave with your life if you're lucky.

And that's not all! Choose Your Own Adventure! The Cobra! Agnostic Front Weetabix! Patricia Arquette! How good is the Pixies wi-fi! Meet the new Robocop! Andrew wins a t-shirt and the boys get a cute new sidekick.

In this week's Wolfmania The Podcast, fading nineties rocker Lol from Gonch joins Andrew and Tim in the internut space station to talk all things Britpop: Why Kula Shaker were right, what really happened with Tommy from Space and what it's actually like looking after Richard Ashcroft's Instagram account. No promises, but if we're lucky we might hear something off the classic Gonch album Mind the Gap.

Meanwhile, the boys get all emo in Umeå, as they reminisce about seeing the world's oldest ski at a Swedish wedding, before trying to launch a hot new broadcasting craze - brass rubbing on the radio.

The second episode of Wolfmania the Podcast is here, and it's the best one yet (well, you'd hope it would be, right?) This week Andrew and Tim open up the Encyclopedia of Everything at the letter 'A'. Well, where else do you start?

Topically (sort of topically) the team discuss getting excited, ill and bankrupt in America: terror on the subway, horror at the ball game, and the little-known Mr Robot tourist market.

Andrew explains why his burgeoning career as an astronaut failed to launch, and finds out who fellow-space-station-dweller Tim Peake's favourite grime artist is, while our Tim tries to prove that he is more yoga master than Jagermeister guy by working out with his favourite internet celebrity.

We promised you fun. And now, it's time to deliver. The pilot episode of Wolfmania The Podcast is live (be gentle with us, we really didn't know what we were doing. and it's already pretty awesome).

We'll be posting new episodes each week (on a Thursday, I reckon) until this the world decides it is no longer a terrifying and terrible place, and everyone agrees that chat, laughs and music are all that we really need.

After the unqualified success of last night's lost-cat locating poster campaign, I have decided to start a small business offering personalised, and deeply poignant missing kitten services. Unfortunately, owing to some pretty casual spell-checking I am now CEO of www.catfiender.com. Welcome, cat fiends. Let me know if I can help.

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Hello, bienvennue and wilkommen to Wolfmania the website.

Wolfmania the what now? Wolfmania the website that's part self-aggrandising party machine, part weird museum, and part cry for help. There will be songs, words and art from the foothills of the music industry (20,000 leagues beneath the scene, as a wise friend of ours once put it).

sssssshhhhhhhhhh do you hear that? Quiet isn't it? Not in bloody head it's not.