s01e12 - Heavy Metal, Heroes and Villains, Holland Hates Me, Hair and Hardware Megastore

Like all the best concept albums and toilet paper, Episode H of Wolfmania the Podcast is tough, strong and very, very long.

In this career-high instant classic, Andrew pays tribute to the headbanging heroes of heavy metal, raising a horned goblet to Led Zeppelin, Judas Priest and legendary Loughborough video diarist Chris Needham. Meanwhile, Tim gets a very metal eye test and loses his mind listening to some seriously Satanic sounds.

But that's not all (oh, you're going to wish that was all). We learn the senses-shattering origin stories of some of the greatest super heroes the world has never known: Bell Man and Mr Sand, Hover Boy, mild-mannered Miles Mannling and the sinister Podcaster. Andrew reveals why Holland Hates him. Tim gives an Australian hardware warehouse the business. We find out how much funerals cost. There's a lot of chat about swimming. And a feature on 'how nice Andrew's hair is' completely dies on its arse.

Dare you miss this one? No. No you dare not.

ps. stick around to the end of the episode for your chance to win a great prize (that Tim is paying for).

s01e11 - LATE NIGHT! - Girls! Girls! Girls! God and Going to the Toilet!

Already sick and tired of disappointing elections? You need a quick shot of Wolfmania Late Night. That's right, the slightly-less-erratic, marginally-more-erotic older sister show of Wolfmania the Podcast makes a mucky return to the airwaves as Andrew and Tim make like Motley Crue and go Girl! Girl! Girl! crazy.

For those of you who like your late night content a little contentious, the boys shout at the devil in the least expected GOD chat this side of that Nicky Campbell show they have on Sunday morning that you think is going to be all about Grannies getting ripped off when they have their new PVC windows installed, but is actually a boring debate about whether or not we should give the terrorists the oxygen of publicity.

Then, after that, we talk about going to the toilet for twenty minutes.

Given tonight's impossibly hot topics, Wolfmania Late Night features strong language and flashing images from the start (actually, it would be more correct to say it features strong flashing and language issues from the start). You have been warned.

If you're still wondering whether Wolfmania Late Night is for you, consider that this episode features the punchlines: 'Sex Toy Story', 'Justin Toiletlake' and quite a chat about who the most famous person you've ever done a wee next to. That's what you want, right? You filthy animal, you. Yeah, you do. Normal service will be resumed next week.

s01e10 - Game of Pricks, Geordie Gangster, Gandalf Style, Godfathers of Grunge, and Golf Rap

Episode 10 of Wolfmania the Podcast ain't nothin' but a G Thang. And it really is quite a thang.

This week Andrew and Tim meet Magneto in an off licence, unearth an unreleased rarity from a mystery Boston grunge band and unleash Geordie Gangster, the greatest song in the history of pop. Twice.

But that's not all! We horrify They Might Be Giants, snigger at a bad tattoo and, seeing as how this is Masters week, bring you m-m-m-m-m-mind golf, the zen of Caddyshack and three minutes of instructional hip hop guaranteed to help you lower your handicap. What have the other podcasts done for you this week?

S01E08 - WOLFMANIA LATE NIGHT - THE F BOMB - (EXPLICIT)

Come over to the dark side with the inaugural episode of Wolfmana Late Night - the slightly more erratic, marginally more erotic after-hours version of Wolfmania the Podcast. This week Andrew and Tim drop the 'F' bomb and talk f*cking, fighting and freedom (oh and fear and football) like a pair of monstrous banter  machines. Or at least they try to. (In all honestly, if you found this episode on an Indian restaurant menu it would probably have two little chillies next to it. We are rubbish at banter).

Our Late Night Episode F features the songs 'Wolfmania Late Night' (amazing!) and 'How Do They Stay in the Air (Live from the Leicester Square Theatre) along with some piping hot locker room talk and all the toilet words left in. Your normal PG rated podcast will return next week, for a slightly friendlier and fresh-faced take on the letter F.

Let us know how you like the hot stuff by commenting below!

S01E07 - MAGIC E! EARLY STUFF! EXTRA TERRESTRIALS! EGG BATTLE!

Extra big, extra funny and a-bit-more-clever-than-you-think, this is the best episode of Wolfmania the Podcast EVER!

Andrew and Tim open up the Encyclopedia of Everything for a bit of Magic E and unearth some practically Jurassic Early Stuff! If that's not enough, there's an extra terrestrial abduction, an utterly brutal EGG BATTLE and (hold the front page) the boys get a sponsorship deal. Plus! Rain, Sleet and Snow! Andrew evolves! Brian May! BADGERS! Sisqo! Thumbs up from a ghost! A rare space party remix! Oh man, this is the one!

This week's episode is brought to you by the Play Canvas video game Master Archer for Facebook Instant.

S01E06 - DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS

In this very special episode of Wolfmania the Podcast, Andrew and Tim are joined in studio by their great mate Dungeonmaster Dave for a rapid descent into the Mines of Mayhem (bwahahahahahahahaha!)

Will the boys unearth the gemstones of whatever-it-was? Will they be devoured by a giant toilet worm? Will Andrew get all sniffy about it, reckoning he's better than this sort of nonsense? Tune in and find out!

Plus! Bastard swords! Tru Neutral remix! The guy off E.T. that looks a bit like Steve Cram!

Any questions? (And I'm sure there are some) please comment below the line!

s01e05 - Daley Thompson's Decathlon and Dinosaurs

The Encyclopedia of Everything entry for the letter 'D' is so massive we're having a two-parter.

In the first of our Double D specials there is a WOLFMANIA EXCLUSIVE! from West Midlands (the band) the boys dig up some dirt on dinosaurs, and challenge Big Paws (the fictional cat) to a game of Daley Thompson's Decathlon.

Also! Last Week's Punchlines Today! talking Trebuchets! Star Wars tat! My Little Ponyman! Liam Neeson In Studio (sort of) and much, much more....

Buy West Midlands records!

s01e04 - Cake, Celebrity Video Shop of Doom and Commercial BreakS

Episode 4 of Wolfmania the Podcast is an instant classic! The Encyclopedia of Everything flops open on the letter C, coughing up Cake (UK) the greatest rock 'n' roll band you've never heard of: the hits, the hair, the guy dressed as a sausage roll, it's all here.

Plus, we visit the Celebrity Video Shop of Doom - where taking out a VHS is bad can be bad for your rental health - go in for the Lion King, leave with your life if you're lucky. 

And that's not all! Choose Your Own Adventure! The Cobra! Agnostic Front Weetabix! Patricia Arquette! How good is the Pixies wi-fi! Meet the new Robocop! Andrew wins a t-shirt and the boys get a cute new sidekick.

In ten years time you'll be endlessly quoting the comedy gold from this beyond bumper episode. Be the first on your block to get the gags. Download Episode 4 today, and do say nice things about us in the comments.

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